Toe Cleavage
I have gotten a lot of compliments on my shoes lately, and a few odd looks in the direction of my feet. The guy at the store lisped they were faux Prada. I smiled and nodded and handed over my credit card, pretending I had some sort of clue. I just needed nice, black shoes. They're also surprisingly comfortable, and make my size 11s look positively dainty.
Little did I know that I was stumbling on the newest trend in foot fetishism. Toe cleavage. Apparently our society has become that puritanical that we now need to assign sexuality to the space between our pedal digits, which, more often than not, has some sort of linty build up occupying it. Especially with all the sport socks I've been wearing these past few days.
Seriously.
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