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Posted by saedigh at 05:40 PM on March 02, 2005

My sister turned me on to keeping track of how people reach my site and the keywords that take them to saedigh.com. For the most part, I figured very few people who didn't already know me would care about what I have to say. I have to say, I was therefore a little more than surprised when I looked at the Web stats for February, and one of the search strings that resulted in a hit to my site was "Farm Whores". I am not entirely sure if that visitor, and the person who arrived here by way of "buffalo mozarella cruelty" are one in the same. If not, it would be interesting to sit them down at the same table as all of the Tracy Byrd fans I have attracted by posting lyrics from his "Drinking Bone" song. Though I am not sure how either of the aforementioned groups would get along with the 8 individuals who were curious about me being a "schiksa", plain and simple.
Being only two days into March, it's a little early for trend watching, but there does seem to have been a Princess Bride fan visiting the site looking for information on "blave".
I also think I have discovered a new mental illness I'd like to call January Psychosis. How else would you explain more than one person looking for information on "how long pablo neruda" or "bacon nullius in verba"?

Comments

Most excellent :-) These are hilarious. This is quite a reputation you are garnering on the internet, Sis. You Farm Whore, you. ??!!

Posted by: heather at March 3, 2005 03:51 PM

You mean this isn't farmwhores.com? Damn, I need to clean up my favorites folder.

Posted by: boothwah at March 4, 2005 02:04 PM