To the Girl in the Changeroom at Banana Republic
Posted by saedigh at 10:00 PM on June 23, 2005
Dear Changing Room Girl,
When you are a size 0, you no longer have the right to complain in a public dressing room about how the skirt you are trying on in said size makes you look "like a cow". You do not have fat knees. And you do not elicit sympathy from the girl in the stall next to you. You make her want to break down your door and forcefeed you poutine.
Save it for your blue dragonfly forums.
Sincerely,
Saedigh
Comments
Mmmmm....Poutine....
Hey Sarah, Have an exciting and safe trip, and keep a journal or something, I want to hear all about it when you get back!
Troy
Posted by: Troy at June 28, 2005 10:54 AM