A case for forced sterlization if ever there was one
Why didn't we hit her "one more time" when we had the chance?
Snapshots of Britney Spears driving around town one-handed while she holds young Sean Preston in her lap are circulating on the internet. At saedigh.com, we believe in freedom of speech. So, here for your viewing enjoyment, the young pop princess proves that not just anyone should be allowed to propogate the species:
Of course, Britney's copping a damsel in distress defense. She felt that the swarms of paparazzi around her were putting her and her spawn's lives in danger and she just didn't have time to strap up the ol' car seat. Because if we've learned anything from Hollywood, it's that when your life is threatened by camera-wielding bottom feeders, your best course of action is always to drive off at full speed in as reckless a manner as you possibly can, putting your family in far worse danger than if you'd just stopped and smiled pretty for the cameras.
Britney, you should've stuck to wallet-sized dogs. I think that was really the most responsibility you should try handling.